It is looking more and more like an actual, legal protest is shaping up which means Hal is powerless to do anything about it.
We need to face a few stark realities here; if Hal locks himself away with Steve, Yankee Jim and all the rest of his posse, the only things that will happen are:
1. A pay per view gay porno bill in the 4 digit range.
2. All aboard the Mantrain!
3. Someones salad will get tossed, probably Hal's.
4. Von Bluvens will get a new high protein stain on his My Pretty Pony pajamas.
5. Hal will ask for more donations to cover the cost of all the condoms, cocaine, liquor, and cigars used.
6. And finally: They will have an epic Gravitation marathon and giggle through all the love scenes.
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