Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Hal VS The Intertubes: Day 123459138748979

Looks quiet over at Hal's site today, more comments by his insane clone posse but otherwise snoresville. Anonymous is waiting for the protest application to be accepted and returned to originator so that images can be uploaded to the Interbutts. Once that happens the doubting will cease and real planning can begin.

Things to work on:

Bathrooms for the multitudes of anonymous in the multitudes of genders that will be protesting. I know for my own self that traditional facilities are pointless; I pretty much need a molluscan style facility to properly dispose of digested dolphins and humans.

Other sanitation is needed such as hand/flipper washing for anonymous that suddenly finds blood or brain matter on his appendages.

Altars for live sacrifices; you just can't have a proper protest without a live sacrifice of someone like , oh say...
Hal Turner.

Feeding stations: As a strict religious carnivore I must eat a live being (porpoise or seal OK; human preferred) several times daily to avoid flatulence or anemia. Most other beings I know have similar restrictions and will need to be accommodated; a fix for this is to allow us to kill and eat many WN types who volunteer themselves during the protest.

Battery and film kiosks: we need plenty of these as the festivities are going to be recorded by anonymous for later bragging rights.

Coffee vendors. Yes more than one brand plz.

420 Vendors: Yes plz.

Live monkeys with exposed brains vendors: Please don't use the same guy from Comic con San Diego; the monkeys were past sell by date and tasted flat: I know good monkey brains when I taste them!

If anyone else has stuff to add let me know and I will include it in my formal list of demands to Hal.

No new STD's today, sort of eery the way Steve has gone silent since he boasted about how he would force me to moderate the blog. Almost like he doesn't have anything more to say until he deals with his issues of denial. Life is funny that way isn't it?

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