Saturday, March 10, 2007

Saturday Night: Do you know where your Mudkips are?

Shameless plug time. I play Pokemon online at http://www.pokemoncrater.com/. So does my niece, and also my mom. Pokemon is a fun family game enjoyable by all ages and genders. I am sure that if the Nazi's like Hal and Steve played they would be nicer people also. Check it out and maybe I'll show you my Pokemons.

No new STD to report today; unsure if this is due to the weekend or:
A. The troll has been told by his master, Hal Turner, to ease up on his rants about polesmoking in an effort to lull anonymous into carelessness at the raid.
B. Steve is trying to work another deal with his federal handlers so that he can out a well known WN leader (Hint: name sounds like "lender") and needs extra time wearing the body mike.
C. He was arrested by the animal sexual abuse officers of Dunklin County, MO. for crimes against nature. This is possible yet quite unlikely as zoophilia isn't considered a serious crime down that way. Anyplace that is known for its mules will see sexual contact between animals differently than the mainstream USA.

Regardless of why, the effect is the same: no unwanted messages about his projection issues delivered to my queue for rejection.

I will wait and see how this winds up later. For now it is enough that I can enjoy an evening.

So I heard you like Mudkips?

Friday, March 9, 2007

Friday !

Only 4 STD's waiting for me this evening and they were from late last night and shockingly were not vulgar or obscene. The troll is making an effort to behave in a conciliatory manner with me. This may have something to do with the "surprise" waiting for anonymous at the protest. Warning to the troll: if you are aware of a pending criminal act and do not warn the authorities you become an accessory; if anyone is killed you become as liable as the perpetrator.

This is something you should keep in mind unless you have plans for spending your old age in lockup with enraged and horny black men with AIDS. So, I am glad to see a change in your tone and hope it isn't based simply on your knowledge of what Hal is planning.

In other news Hal posted the following on his site and removed it after a period of time had passed.

Hal Turner Authorizes:
Lye the beans

Some anonymous feel this is a direct reference to preparing the poison Ricin and that any fan or follower of Hal's who does not immediately disclose to the authorities can expect RAEP in epic quantities once in prison.

Word to the wise Steve, they won't feel like cuddling after they assrape you in the slammer, and pedophiles are treated quite harshly inside.
Do you really feel like doing 25 to life to cover for Hal?

I hope so...

Thursday, March 8, 2007

Slow day and no STD's

Odd news that last bit; odd and troubling as STD lives to spew his filth. Not quite sure of the meaning behind this and won't take it for granted. I do have suspicions why STD has gone quiet.

It ties in with Hal "Gb2Bed" Turner's Intertube radio broadcast last night that created so many new memes it has to rate up there with the all time greats. Kirtaner has even branded anonymous as "The Real Hal Turner" in tribute to Hal's verified post on 420chan's /i/ board.

My suspicions are that Hal is planning something with his brothers in team shortbus and that it means disaster and doom for anonymous and any furry animal not quick enough to outrun several obese 40+ year old white guys.

My belief is a new course of effort for his lolsuits and that anonymous may find himself sub penised while making merry at the protest. There are of course several other scenarios, from the possible to the scatological in nature that are floating around the boards and IRC.

No matter what the plan actually is the mere fact that Hal feels the need to suck up to anonymous this badly for it to work tells me quite a bit.

The plan will require anonymous to settle into a false sense of safety in the presence of Hal and his most public supporters such as Yankee Jim and Satan. Hal needs you off guard and defenseless for his plan to work; don't slack off.

It also tells me that Hal has involved his followers into the plan at least as far as goons and muscle for whatever form of force it requires. He appears to need several pairs of hands to pull this off; keep working to alienate Hal from his base ( white men with IQ's below 80) and you deny him money and thugs later.

Finally, and this needs to be pointed out clearly to all; Hal wants his plan to succeed so badly that he swallowed a good deal of his pride and took several loads of anonymous's hot sticky ejaculate up his ass. He is cornered and desperate enough to suck up to us just so his plan has a chance at winning his revenge.

The game just got a lot more interesting!

Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Hal was on tonight.

STD count 11.

Hal seems to be in a full panic now and fellated anonymous for the entire show. Kirtaner was even allowed to call in and didn't get cut off. Hal is claiming some sort of surprise for anonymous for the day of the protest; this is Hal so the odds of it failing are 1000%.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=FUDAXONG

Hal posted the link himself and told 420chan.

The Real Hal Turner 07/03/08(Thu)06:52 No.17294 [Reply]
I have just uploaded the studio copy of tonight's Hal Turner Show. I encoded it at 24 kbps, so the entire two hours is only 22.8 MB. No need to download those huge files from the other links.
I enjoyed having you guys call-in tonight. I hope you enjoyed the show.
-- Hal Turner
P.S. You know I'm the real one because I will put a line on the front page of my site saying "YES, I really did post the archive on http://83.140.162.107/i/.
Since I'm the only one who can update my site, you know it is really me!

Check his site!

Edit: replaced link to file.
Edited again: Fixed link. Uploaded it myself.

Tuesday, March 6, 2007

So I Heard You Liek Mudkips?

Daily STD Count 6 PM PST: 41

Troll was active late last night but hasn't posted since; he may be getting his meds adjusted at the sanitarium and is unavailable to post.

Steve, when you do return, Google Steve Holsten and Mudkips or Goatse or even Tubgirl for example.

Let us know if you like the results.

Can you say "Owned"?
I knew you could Steve.

Monday, March 5, 2007

Just So We're Clear... Hal Speaks Out ! !

Just so we're clear about the pending "raid" protest in front of my house:
No matter how many people show up to protest, they won't achieve anything!
This site remains online and my radio show remains on the air
There is absolutely nothing anyone can do about it.I don't care what the protesters think or want; they don't matter.I don't care what the media publishes; they have no power to do anything.I don't care what politicians think or want; they are Constitutionally prohibited form abridging my free speech.Whether fans and supporters come - as I hope they will - or don't come, really makes no difference. I will be here, doing what I normally do, totally unaffected by whatever goes on outside.I will not shut down this web site and I will not stop airing the radio show. There is nothing anyone can do about it.So go ahead and spend you money to come protest me. It won't achieve anything. No matter what, I win.

Doesn't this remind you of a butthurt 5 year old running away crying "it don't hurt; I'm telling my mama on you" as he runs from the 4 year old girl who pushed him? We all know Hal has serious issues he should be dealing with in therapy such as his fascination with the sexual organs of sheep and goats, but his denial of the reality in this case makes the strongest case for true insanity.

Anonymous is about to rain on his parade.

Even if he gets the half dozen or so supporters show up they will be far too overweight and old to put up much struggle against young, fit anonymii. The stereotype of us dwelling in our parents basement is hogwash and he better wake up quickly to this fact.

There are anonymous policemans, firemans, fishermans, and many others who are physically fit and experienced in real world stompings. We are also smarter than the average WN we have seen voice support online; they are easily the dumbest noobs on the Interbutts.

Watch for more details as the date for the protest gets closer.

STD Count: 19 today; the troll tired himself out early though.

Sunday, March 4, 2007

Clear and Present Lulz!

A new comment on Hals Haloscam for the raid post; made by "Hal Fan"

Let me see if I have this right:These people from the "chan" sites who are setting up a protest at your house, attacked your web site knocking it off line for weeks, attacked your internet broadcast, knocking it off for weeks; placed hundreds of crank phone calls to your house for weeks; Fraudulently ordered products to be shipped and billed to you; stole your web site domains and then stole your identity to register their own domain and now they're coming to your house. . . . for what? To do more crime?These people are criminals. Their previous crimes prove they are willing to break the law with impunity.Hal, their presence at your house - in and of itself - represents a clear and present danger. You have an absolute right to use force against them as soon as you even see them!

Hal's reply:

---------------- Hal Turner Responds:That is exactly how I see it: a clear and present danger to me, my family and our home by persons who have already committed felonies against me.I agree with your assessment that their presence represents an imminent threat and as such, I have the right to use force as soon as I see them. -- Hal TurnerEdited By SiteownerHal Fan 03.05.07 - 12:12 am

Hal just lives to prove he is dumber than the rest of us.

Thar She Blows!

The protest is shaping up nicely for anonymous and groupies. The date has been tentatively set for April 21, 2007 and a permit has been requested for that date. Hal has gone from desperation to panic now that the anti-racist groups are piling on also.

Some concerns Hal should have are family related. I believe the matter of his wife's safety will be handled by the fact that as soon as Michael Blevins (the other man) arrives she will pretty much walk out in disgust and anger over sharing her home with the man who has been stealing her husband away.
What then, about little Michael Turner ? He's 12 and really shouldn't be forced to suffer this reenactment of Waco. For one all those weapons and nutcases mixed together will equal tragedy beyond a doubt. Which nutbar WN type will pretend he is Hopalong Cassidy first I have no clue, but it will come and when it does someone will get a new asshole courtesy of Smith & Wesson.
Then there is the most horrifying implication of this event; a predominant culture of pedophilia in the ranks of the WN movement. Keep in mind that Steve Holsten has invited not only himself but his son as well and you fear for the anus of any 12 year old boy in that apartment.

How many WN nutcases actually show up is really a moot point since the local police, ATF, FBI, Secret Service, and most likely the national guard will all be on hand to quell insurrection and disorder. If it even looks like Hal or his trisomic minions are close to committing an act of violence the law will come down on him like a ton of tubgirl.
Hal is of course, in too deep now to back out and save face so this will come to what appears to be an eventual climactic showdown between anonymous and the forces of ignorance. Yankee Jim, Michael Blevins, and Hal are for now the only likely folks who will attend on the side of stupidity as Hal has had numerous comments claiming support, but they all appear to have been made by himself.

So for now, Hal sits in his Fortress of Ignorance and spanks his monkey to that picture of Kirtaner with a bottle up his ass, while he lisps "my preciousssss".

It isn't going to get ugly folks; it already is: hideous is the next stage.

STD count: 5
I actually posted one of the trolls replies so I could let him own himself.