Semester Finals!!!
I will be preoccupied with many wonderful days and nights of pressure packed studies until further notice. Please try not to abuse STD too much until I can return to full time torment of his skanky ass.
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Hal VS The Intertubes: Day 123459138748979
Looks quiet over at Hal's site today, more comments by his insane clone posse but otherwise snoresville. Anonymous is waiting for the protest application to be accepted and returned to originator so that images can be uploaded to the Interbutts. Once that happens the doubting will cease and real planning can begin.
Things to work on:
Bathrooms for the multitudes of anonymous in the multitudes of genders that will be protesting. I know for my own self that traditional facilities are pointless; I pretty much need a molluscan style facility to properly dispose of digested dolphins and humans.
Other sanitation is needed such as hand/flipper washing for anonymous that suddenly finds blood or brain matter on his appendages.
Altars for live sacrifices; you just can't have a proper protest without a live sacrifice of someone like , oh say...
Hal Turner.
Feeding stations: As a strict religious carnivore I must eat a live being (porpoise or seal OK; human preferred) several times daily to avoid flatulence or anemia. Most other beings I know have similar restrictions and will need to be accommodated; a fix for this is to allow us to kill and eat many WN types who volunteer themselves during the protest.
Battery and film kiosks: we need plenty of these as the festivities are going to be recorded by anonymous for later bragging rights.
Coffee vendors. Yes more than one brand plz.
420 Vendors: Yes plz.
Live monkeys with exposed brains vendors: Please don't use the same guy from Comic con San Diego; the monkeys were past sell by date and tasted flat: I know good monkey brains when I taste them!
If anyone else has stuff to add let me know and I will include it in my formal list of demands to Hal.
No new STD's today, sort of eery the way Steve has gone silent since he boasted about how he would force me to moderate the blog. Almost like he doesn't have anything more to say until he deals with his issues of denial. Life is funny that way isn't it?
Things to work on:
Bathrooms for the multitudes of anonymous in the multitudes of genders that will be protesting. I know for my own self that traditional facilities are pointless; I pretty much need a molluscan style facility to properly dispose of digested dolphins and humans.
Other sanitation is needed such as hand/flipper washing for anonymous that suddenly finds blood or brain matter on his appendages.
Altars for live sacrifices; you just can't have a proper protest without a live sacrifice of someone like , oh say...
Hal Turner.
Feeding stations: As a strict religious carnivore I must eat a live being (porpoise or seal OK; human preferred) several times daily to avoid flatulence or anemia. Most other beings I know have similar restrictions and will need to be accommodated; a fix for this is to allow us to kill and eat many WN types who volunteer themselves during the protest.
Battery and film kiosks: we need plenty of these as the festivities are going to be recorded by anonymous for later bragging rights.
Coffee vendors. Yes more than one brand plz.
420 Vendors: Yes plz.
Live monkeys with exposed brains vendors: Please don't use the same guy from Comic con San Diego; the monkeys were past sell by date and tasted flat: I know good monkey brains when I taste them!
If anyone else has stuff to add let me know and I will include it in my formal list of demands to Hal.
No new STD's today, sort of eery the way Steve has gone silent since he boasted about how he would force me to moderate the blog. Almost like he doesn't have anything more to say until he deals with his issues of denial. Life is funny that way isn't it?
Monday, March 12, 2007
National Enquirer of the WN Movement
Hal Turner's website, http://www.halturnershow.com/ has been an online staple for years and I will admit to having stumbled onto it during its earliest days. Back then I thought I had discovered the newest parody website and read with amazement stories that would have been more at home at http://www.nationalenquirer.com/ or the http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/
Comparing trusted news sources like those and Hal Turner's laughable attempt at reporting is like comparing cheap beer and roadkill; they aren't similar and only a drunk or an idiot would think so.
Still Hal's single brain celled fanbase (yes you Steve) gobble up the crap he serves daily and exclaim loudly that it is worth reading.
With lurid colored and oversized headlines such as :
My wife's sex change was a success!
and
I could have saved a bundle on my car insurance with Geico!
plus his standard
Donate NOW scumbags!!!
it's easy to see where people can confuse Hal's site with
the tabloids.
Sunday, March 11, 2007
Quick post to close Sunday with.
No new STD's and very little happened on the Hal front today so no news is good news.
Saturday, March 10, 2007
Saturday Night: Do you know where your Mudkips are?
Shameless plug time. I play Pokemon online at http://www.pokemoncrater.com/. So does my niece, and also my mom. Pokemon is a fun family game enjoyable by all ages and genders. I am sure that if the Nazi's like Hal and Steve played they would be nicer people also. Check it out and maybe I'll show you my Pokemons.
No new STD to report today; unsure if this is due to the weekend or:
A. The troll has been told by his master, Hal Turner, to ease up on his rants about polesmoking in an effort to lull anonymous into carelessness at the raid.
B. Steve is trying to work another deal with his federal handlers so that he can out a well known WN leader (Hint: name sounds like "lender") and needs extra time wearing the body mike.
C. He was arrested by the animal sexual abuse officers of Dunklin County, MO. for crimes against nature. This is possible yet quite unlikely as zoophilia isn't considered a serious crime down that way. Anyplace that is known for its mules will see sexual contact between animals differently than the mainstream USA.
Regardless of why, the effect is the same: no unwanted messages about his projection issues delivered to my queue for rejection.
I will wait and see how this winds up later. For now it is enough that I can enjoy an evening.
So I heard you like Mudkips?
No new STD to report today; unsure if this is due to the weekend or:
A. The troll has been told by his master, Hal Turner, to ease up on his rants about polesmoking in an effort to lull anonymous into carelessness at the raid.
B. Steve is trying to work another deal with his federal handlers so that he can out a well known WN leader (Hint: name sounds like "lender") and needs extra time wearing the body mike.
C. He was arrested by the animal sexual abuse officers of Dunklin County, MO. for crimes against nature. This is possible yet quite unlikely as zoophilia isn't considered a serious crime down that way. Anyplace that is known for its mules will see sexual contact between animals differently than the mainstream USA.
Regardless of why, the effect is the same: no unwanted messages about his projection issues delivered to my queue for rejection.
I will wait and see how this winds up later. For now it is enough that I can enjoy an evening.
So I heard you like Mudkips?
Friday, March 9, 2007
Friday !
Only 4 STD's waiting for me this evening and they were from late last night and shockingly were not vulgar or obscene. The troll is making an effort to behave in a conciliatory manner with me. This may have something to do with the "surprise" waiting for anonymous at the protest. Warning to the troll: if you are aware of a pending criminal act and do not warn the authorities you become an accessory; if anyone is killed you become as liable as the perpetrator.
This is something you should keep in mind unless you have plans for spending your old age in lockup with enraged and horny black men with AIDS. So, I am glad to see a change in your tone and hope it isn't based simply on your knowledge of what Hal is planning.
In other news Hal posted the following on his site and removed it after a period of time had passed.
Hal Turner Authorizes:
Lye the beans
Some anonymous feel this is a direct reference to preparing the poison Ricin and that any fan or follower of Hal's who does not immediately disclose to the authorities can expect RAEP in epic quantities once in prison.
Word to the wise Steve, they won't feel like cuddling after they assrape you in the slammer, and pedophiles are treated quite harshly inside.
Do you really feel like doing 25 to life to cover for Hal?
I hope so...
This is something you should keep in mind unless you have plans for spending your old age in lockup with enraged and horny black men with AIDS. So, I am glad to see a change in your tone and hope it isn't based simply on your knowledge of what Hal is planning.
In other news Hal posted the following on his site and removed it after a period of time had passed.
Hal Turner Authorizes:
Lye the beans
Some anonymous feel this is a direct reference to preparing the poison Ricin and that any fan or follower of Hal's who does not immediately disclose to the authorities can expect RAEP in epic quantities once in prison.
Word to the wise Steve, they won't feel like cuddling after they assrape you in the slammer, and pedophiles are treated quite harshly inside.
Do you really feel like doing 25 to life to cover for Hal?
I hope so...
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