Saturday, February 17, 2007

Hal Turner gave my Mudkip cooties.


Hal has begun his virtual UN fundraiser online it appears. He claims donations from a new nation almost every day in an apparent attempt to inspire his 5 fans (mom, wife, VB, Yankee Jim, and Steve Holsten) into ponying up more cash for his pharmaceutical needs (coke dealers don't do charity).
His plans for the future are shaping up to be lulzworthy indeed.
A DS3 node (T3 line ya'll) for purposes of Intertube broadcasting excites anonymous greatly and makes him hard in anticipation.
Subscription based website for his broadcast and archives really makes anonymous get all hard and moist. The potential lulz from this aspect of his plans alone have created greater excitement than the original raids.
Just imagine the damage anonymous could cause with the personal dox of hundreds of WN losers. Not to mention the multiple PS3 purchases courtesy of the credit information of his subscribers. It will be like Christmas except anonymous won't have to kiss his hideously overweight aunt from Cleveland.
Hal is basically avoiding the inevitable clash with anonymous once he returns to the Intertube community at large. By remaining visible only on his Blogger page and whining to his inbred fanbase about a constant need for more moniez, he staves off the confrontation he knows will occur.
It is still on; the battle between Hal and Anonymous.
The outcome is still assured: Anonymous will win; Hal will fail.
Not a matter of if, just when and how many lemonparties will be sacrificed in the name of a greater good.

7 comments:

Steve Holsten said...
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A Nony Mous said...

Crawl back into your tree Steve.
Your act is getting old and I tire of your stench.

Steve Holsten said...
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A Nony Mous said...

Steve Holsten zzdiesel@yahoo.com
zzdiesel@sbcglobal.net
sholsten@bootheel.net

Steve Holsten said...
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A Nony Mous said...

Steve get tested for HIV: you're neighbor's dog has been acting sick.

Steve Holsten said...
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