Monday, February 19, 2007

Thank you Lord for the Lulz received

Hal Turner is back in action over at his command post of the Intertubes
http://www.halturnershow.com/ which he has claimed is only on a temporary host. He has posted and editorialized on several subjects which boggle the mind.

Come, let's look...
CHRYSLER TO BE AUCTIONED-OFF!
AUTOMAKER LOSING MONEY SO BADLY, DAIMLER WANTS TO GET OUT AT ALL COSTS - EVEN BY AUCTION!

Here, he is either being an ass on purpose or doesn't understand the way business works. Contrasting the used beater he drives in the filth and potholes of New Jersey, the cesspit of the planet to brand new vehicles is laughable.
Chrysler models tied with Volkswagen at 3 cars in the least reliable cars category for the 2006 Consumer Reports survey; GM in comparaison had 12 of the 45. How is this a culture of low quality Hal?
Then to convince us he has testicular oral disease he points to a marketing campaign done by Chrysler with Snoop Dog as a reason for Chrysler's poor financial performance. The fact of the matter is that the main money gobbler for Chrysler is the same one found at Ford, GM, and Boeing, High health care costs and expensive labor retirement contracts with the unions. Freed from these issues Chrysler would be competitive again. Snoop Dog had nothing to do with the loss and may have helped somewhat with keeping it from being worse.

His next article is :
XM AND SIRIUS SATELLIUTE TO MERGE
New Jersey Law Permitting Civil Unions Takes Effect at Midnight; two Jewish Homosexuals are first to be legally "joined.".

He provides no details except a generic rant:
Once again, we all get to see who is at the root of almost every perversion and degeneracy in the world. The same type who, today, rushed to be first in a gay civil union.

I can't follow your logic here Hal; are you upset about Sirius and XM merging? Are you comparing it to a Gay civil union? And, who else but homosexuals would bother getting married under a Gay civil unions law (amusing point here that it only happened in NJ where you live). Your whole statement makes no sense, are you against capitalism here and don't want Sirius to merge with XM?

It Figures:
New Jersey Law Permitting Civil Unions Takes Effect at Midnight; two Jewish Homosexuals are first to be legally "joined.".

Oh, I see.. He posted the same story twice under a different headline and made essentially the same comments on it.

Hal, have your dealer stop cutting your coke with Drano, you're hallucinating badly nowadays.

Hal considers his "news" as being of global importance and a world treasure.

3 comments:

Steve Holsten said...
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A Nony Mous said...

Steve, I just ate some corn if yyou want to nibble it out of my turd you better behave.

Otherwise I will save it all for Hal and you won't get any.

Steve Holsten said...
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